somnolent deluxe

the one small bonus of christianity over islam is that it can take a good ribbing without a bunch of retarded fuckheads setting fire to effigies and killing people.
Take this wonderful little god*jesus number from bandai.






I love that our robo-savior is inexplicably carrying a lovely bunch of flowers on the packaging. But i guess it makes sense, you know, him being god*jesus and all. he'd be the kinda dude that would bring you flowers.

Although it's charming, if the savior did return, i think he'd look a little more like this.







a hispanic myspace jesus, who spray tans, and does roids....